Pied Asian Girls (thanks Jeff) - The world loves Asian girls, and now the world can love Asian girls getting pies smashed into their faces. At Pied Asian Girls, unsuspecting Asian girls are hit in the face with pies, covered in buckets of custard and slime, and cleaned off with splashes of filthy water. You have to buy the videos on the site, but luckily they've posted some of them to Youtube.
Honestly, this fetish is downright tame by Internet 2007 standards, but at least it's kind of fun to watch.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.