Pied Asian Girls (thanks Jeff) - The world loves Asian girls, and now the world can love Asian girls getting pies smashed into their faces. At Pied Asian Girls, unsuspecting Asian girls are hit in the face with pies, covered in buckets of custard and slime, and cleaned off with splashes of filthy water. You have to buy the videos on the site, but luckily they've posted some of them to Youtube.
Honestly, this fetish is downright tame by Internet 2007 standards, but at least it's kind of fun to watch.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.