Pied Asian Girls (thanks Jeff) - The world loves Asian girls, and now the world can love Asian girls getting pies smashed into their faces. At Pied Asian Girls, unsuspecting Asian girls are hit in the face with pies, covered in buckets of custard and slime, and cleaned off with splashes of filthy water. You have to buy the videos on the site, but luckily they've posted some of them to Youtube.
Honestly, this fetish is downright tame by Internet 2007 standards, but at least it's kind of fun to watch.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.