Pied Asian Girls (thanks Jeff) - The world loves Asian girls, and now the world can love Asian girls getting pies smashed into their faces. At Pied Asian Girls, unsuspecting Asian girls are hit in the face with pies, covered in buckets of custard and slime, and cleaned off with splashes of filthy water. You have to buy the videos on the site, but luckily they've posted some of them to Youtube.
Honestly, this fetish is downright tame by Internet 2007 standards, but at least it's kind of fun to watch.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.