Pied Asian Girls (thanks Jeff) - The world loves Asian girls, and now the world can love Asian girls getting pies smashed into their faces. At Pied Asian Girls, unsuspecting Asian girls are hit in the face with pies, covered in buckets of custard and slime, and cleaned off with splashes of filthy water. You have to buy the videos on the site, but luckily they've posted some of them to Youtube.
Honestly, this fetish is downright tame by Internet 2007 standards, but at least it's kind of fun to watch.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.