While zebra jokes have pretty much taken over the Internet, it can be frustrating trying to keep up with all the different sites, from zeBRO.com to blackandwhitestripes.net to myspace.com/zebrahead. Fortunately, Zebra Humor not only compiles every zebra joke ever made (and some that have never been made, by anyone), it also earnestly explains the punchlines, and even rants about polarizing issues in the zebra-joke community when necessary.
Zebra Humor also posts YouTube versions of its jokes, much to the amusement of sole commenter on every single clip AnnAnd. Well, actually AnnAnd could do without the pulsing 8-bit soundtracks, because zebra jokes, by nature, should be relaxing like a graze on the Serengeti plains. Also, she doesn't get some of the gags. But other than that.
Oh, and I noticed "juggalo" was one of the site's tags, so I searched for it. Here's the world's only juggalo/zebra joke!
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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