Fat Seat Liar (2006)
David Abercrombie written by
Genre: Documentary / Comedy / Drama / War (more)
Tagline: You Could Feel His Fat Lies in Your Bones...Now Learn the Truth!
Plot Summary: A systematic debunking of all of Michael Moore's "facts" from "Back Seat Drivers" including a number of lies debunked with information not yet seen on conservative web (more) (view trailer)
Plot Keywords: Right-Wing Hit-Piece / War Mongering / Racist Garbage / Fucking Redneck Bullshit (more)
User Comments: Just another mediocre right-wing hit-piece supporting the war mongering racist garbage that Bush and his fucking redneck bullshit supporters believe. Find out the real truth behind 9/11 and what happened at the Pentagon at www.loose- (more)
User Rating: 1.1 / 10 (23,442 votes)
Cast overview, first billed only:
David Abercrombie ... Narrator/Himself
George W. Bush ... Best President Ever/Jesus
Michelle Malkin ... K-Street Joygirl
Ann Coulter ... Agitprop Giraffe
Cindy Sheehan ... Sobbing Liberal Clown
Bill Clinton ... The Straw Man
Also Known As:
David Abercrombie's The Truth About Fatty Fatpants Michael Moore (USA)
The Great Satan Defends Us From Slander (Sau)
Good Time American Justify Anything (Jpn)
Bloody Arseholes Talk Rubbish (UK)
Why Thulsa Doom Was Right (Hyb)
Runtime: 44 mins
Language: Bulleted Lists From the Internet
Aspect Ratio: Striking Scorpion
Sound Mix: Microsoft Sound Recorder
MOVIEmeter: 16.4% since 9/11 why?
Certification: Australia: John Howard Approved / Spain: Yanqui Sandeces / Texas: Gold Star / Canada: Reveen-14 (Impossiblists Only) / USA: Citizens Cordially Invited / Hyborian Age: Fit Even for Childlings
AMDB Memorable Quotes:
Cindy Sheehan: My baby died, my beautiful baby died, and president Bush and the Zionists won't even talk to me. To explain it to me. Again. All I'm asking is for him to let me scream at him and wail on camera.
Bill Clinton: [From an interview] Of course I wish I had done more to catch Osama Bin Laden, but to-
David Abercrombie: But he didn't. He didn't do anything at all...[Footage of planes hitting the World Trade Center] thanks liberals...
Ann Coulter: [Bones rustling slightly and tendons twanging as her limbs shift] The only thing worse than a liberal against the war is a soldier against the war.
Steve Doocy: Worse than Michael Moore?
Ann Coulter: Worse than Martin Luther King Jr.
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