Dogs hate water. That's because dogs know better than us what's healthy. They're closer to nature.
Read the shirt, jock-tard! It doesn't say keep ANGRY and vape on. It says keep calm. Fairly classic meme. But it doesn't matter. I'm leaving. You win this one, if you consider being unenlightened about vape tech to be a win. Which you probably would.
Welcome to Piss Man's Pleasure Cave!
You see this? SD card inside the nickel. I may have accidentally put 4 gigs of sensitive personal and financial documents into a pop machine, but the convenience of keeping that data inside a fake coin can't be beat!
It's the Year of Burpo.
A little something for the ladies...
Has the mobile-computing revolution freed us from the cycle of consumption? YES! Now, instead of buying crap to cheer us up about spending long hours away from our family and friends, we can keep in touch with them throughout the day, reinforcing the bonds with those who matter to us. Haha, just kidding, now we need to buy shit for our phones too.
Saddle up to the web, America, because it's Mother Fuckin' Beer Time!
You never know what you're going to get with a paranormal product, but it's definitely going to be real, and not imaginary, and not sad.
Don't touch the poop!
I’m an adult and I want a little Tetris sandwich. Will you please cut my mushy baby food into video-game shapes? No crust. Throw the icky part in the trash and not in my tummy.
Onward, my fellow manozens (man citizens!) Onward, alphas, down the path to sexcess (sex success)!!!
WARNING: These products can cause SEX DEPRESSION. Do NOT think about who is using them, or why.
Hi, I'm Vegan Smythe, novelty musician with a cause! Watch me sing "Groovy Vegan Song" into this carrot microphone!
These bogus, superficial self-improvement products don’t really do anything! Well, I guess some of them cause pain.
Learn how to lead a caffeine/profanity/prophylactic/sanity-free lifestyle!