Don't touch the poop!
I’m an adult and I want a little Tetris sandwich. Will you please cut my mushy baby food into video-game shapes? No crust. Throw the icky part in the trash and not in my tummy.
Onward, my fellow manozens (man citizens!) Onward, alphas, down the path to sexcess (sex success)!!!
WARNING: These products can cause SEX DEPRESSION. Do NOT think about who is using them, or why.
Hi, I'm Vegan Smythe, novelty musician with a cause! Watch me sing "Groovy Vegan Song" into this carrot microphone!
These bogus, superficial self-improvement products don’t really do anything! Well, I guess some of them cause pain.
Learn how to lead a caffeine/profanity/prophylactic/sanity-free lifestyle!