On one hand, you actually are a gay ugly retard. On the other hand, you're such a gay ugly retard that your own teeth apparently want nothing to do with you and are running away to join the circus one by one.
"why do you care what people say about you, and over the enternet too!! like wtf? take confert in the fact that those ppl are fckin morons and TRYING to get a rise out of you, and jst look past it"
I'm Ray Parker Jr, and it's time I came clean.
It is 2016. I think it is high time that Captain America have a dog man as a boyfriend.
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