Give an infinite amount of monkeys an infinite amount of typewriters, and eventually they will reproduce the works of Shakespeare.
Give "ncalhoun1" a webcam his mom bought for him at Target, and over the course of an afternoon he'll embarrass himself so much that I'm going to feel bad about this video existing for the next week or so even though I technically have nothing to do with it.
We clear up the BREXIT for confused Americans wondering why the global economy is collapsing this time.
BEEP! BOOP! ZAP! Video games aren't for my dad anymore! Because he's dead.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!