If you ever find yourself being this fucking stupid, take the time you would have spent submitting a video and use it to purchase a handgun and shoot yourself. Jesus fucking Christ.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
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