Hello and welcome this week's AwfulVision™ Presents where I pad my article with a bunch of related videos so that I don't actually have to write about them. This week: you know him, you love him, or possibly you even hate him; yes, reymon14 finally gets his due.
If you haven't had the fortune of happening opon reymon's videos, he is a mentally handicapable teen who loves wrestling, posting youtube videos, and posting youtube videos that are in some abstract way about wrestling. Usually, these will involve him dressing up as his favorite homoerotic grappler, and slurring out some kind of wrestling related rant, such as this:
or challenging other Youtube vloggers to a wrestling match while brandishing a plastic title belt,
He also likes to make 10 minute long videos of himself watching two girls poop into a cup and then proceed to eat it (thanks, internet!)
Move over dog264! reymon14 is clearly a contender for the AwfulVision™ Mascot title! Looking back at this, my only regret is that I used the "article entirely composed of Ha!'s" joke on that vore video a few pages back.
Also, I have a plan and I need your help loyal readers and it's just crazy enough to work:
Reymon14 seems to have no problem posting vlogs about anything and everything that happens on Youtube™ or doesn't happen on Youtube™ or happens on the Youtube™ that exists solely in the autistic wonderland of his mind, so fresh from flaming msjackie69 off of Youtube™, your new project is to get get reymon14 to cut a wrestling-style interview about AwfulVision™ and post it as a vlog. I don't care how you do it: bribery, threats, telling him I stopped watching wrestling when I turned 5, whatever works. You have your mission, readers. This article will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!