"HEY SETH "OCCUPY JAPAN" BAILEY HERE ARE SOME WACKY ASS VIDEOS I FOUND HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS RETARD oh by the way heres one of my videos too hehe GAH HA HA HA LOOK AT THIS FAT KID!!!!"
FROM: "steve clifton"
alright, everything you ever wanted to know about mantras from a guy who talks like this.
food addiction and demonic attack:
A weird video from Japan? Holy shit! Stop the presses! I have never heard of such a thing. Why, I better include this in AwfulVision™ right now as this is clearly the only example ever of a weird video coming from Glorious Nippon, land of sanity and normalicy!
Edit - Apparently, there are many more of these wacky videos from Japan! Who knew?
From: "Michael Duda"
Subject: Stuff for Awfulvision™
I am unsure as to how obscure each video has to be, but regardless of how many views it has this video is pure MADNESS! It belongs on awfulvision™.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!