Paul, I don't know if this is you in this video; it may be a friend, or someone you don't even know. But on the off chance that it is you, you have replaced dog264 as my new hero and role model.
FROM: "Paul Lefkowitz"
Dear Mr. Bailey -
I love the new feature. It's makes me laugh in ways previously only theoretical. I humbly submit the following video for your consideration to publish in a future installment.
Bryan writes reviews about fat, angry retards who make videos so I don't have to.
Drag guy who REALLY Hates fox news and replicans and everyone and spits at the camera.
AND THE EVEN BETTER THREE HUNDRED POUND FAT GUY RESPONSE:
This guy is perpetually FAT and out of breath and angry, and trying to say... something? About 9/11? And police officers? And flames? And the twin towers? And all with ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING
It wouldn't be so funny but he's so fat. Hahaha fat people.
Do I need to go on?
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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