Wherein a raccoon-eyed 11 year old Shirley Manson doppleganger films herself pretending to talk on the phone for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. Thank God she saw fit to post the resulting video on the internet because now that I've seen it, I honestly can't imagine a world without it no matter how hard I try.
And the first commenter is...
"u suck ur so stupid"
Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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