Ennasoj's favorite video, apparently.
I was going to type some "facts" about this fact-filled video, but then I realized that all she's doing is spouting random catchphrases vaguely connected to the countries in question.
Since we're on the internet and all, I guess all I can really say about this video is I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH MR. T ATE MY BALLS NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP CHOCOLATE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN CAN I HAZ CHEEZBURGER TAKE OFF EVERY 'ZIG' WILL IT BLEND THAT IS THE QUESTION I KISS YOU
"I love that maybe 10 seconds into your vid an ad for "Sexy Armenian Ladies" popped up. XD "
BREAKING NOW: a story so dangerous that there are those within our government that might kill to keep it from getting out.
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
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