You call THIS random!? Where, then, pray tell, are the purple cheeze monkeys? What of the penguins that are eating your brains? The robot ninja squirrels that tell you to burn things? Sir, if this is random, then my name is CaPtAin McfArTBuTzz K33per oF TeH SaCrEd P@ntZ, and I can assure you it is not! GOOD DAY, SIR.
And the first commenter is...
"i love you juan you make me feel like i never feel before "
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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