You call THIS random!? Where, then, pray tell, are the purple cheeze monkeys? What of the penguins that are eating your brains? The robot ninja squirrels that tell you to burn things? Sir, if this is random, then my name is CaPtAin McfArTBuTzz K33per oF TeH SaCrEd P@ntZ, and I can assure you it is not! GOOD DAY, SIR.
And the first commenter is...
"i love you juan you make me feel like i never feel before "
The world doesn't make sense. We taxpayers have to buy breasts for genderbenders while our boys in uniform aren't even allowed to flamethrower anybody.
I have raised over $300 participating in quilting bees for the American Quilting Bee Society so I think I deserve at least seven minutes of your time.
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