You call THIS random!? Where, then, pray tell, are the purple cheeze monkeys? What of the penguins that are eating your brains? The robot ninja squirrels that tell you to burn things? Sir, if this is random, then my name is CaPtAin McfArTBuTzz K33per oF TeH SaCrEd P@ntZ, and I can assure you it is not! GOOD DAY, SIR.
And the first commenter is...
"i love you juan you make me feel like i never feel before "
Doctor Ben Carson, Popeye's survivor, has some advice about school shootings, terrorists on airplanes, chopping malls, and more perilous scenarios.
With all these great tats, it's safe to say I'm the most unique person on earth. Which sounds great, until you realize how lonely it is.
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As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!