Submitted by Schug
What?! You mean to say that the same scientists I sacrificed my virgin daughter to and burnt half my harvest in worship of are actually developing the very viruses that are killing us? Sagan damn you, sir! That is blasphemy of the highest order and I will not stand for it! Repent now lest you spend eternity in the fiery pits of not-existing-anymore-but-nothing-really-bad-happens!
"Holy horse fuck FAIL."
"Symptoms of swine flu: people start arguing with satan"
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!