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Youtube. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the sperglord "CChanSonichu". His unfortunate mission: to post terrible new videos, to seek out new anime and new ways of recycling his semen, to boldly sperg where no aspie has sperged before.
"Air kills unborn babies chris, as soon as you load the "babies" die automatically from the oxygen.
But of course you won't read this."
"YOU STUPID FRIGGIN SHIT. If you swallow your own cum, it is going to go down your esophagus, into your stomach, and eventually into your digestive tract, then out your ass. YOU ARE NOT, AND I REPEAT NOT RECYCLING! GOD DAMN YOU! Once it's out, it's out. You nasty fucking cunt. Die in a fire."
"Chris-Chan,only chicks are allowed to swallow jizz.
Or gay guys.
...I guess the last one fits.Lol. "
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
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Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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