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Youtube. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the sperglord "CChanSonichu". His unfortunate mission: to post terrible new videos, to seek out new anime and new ways of recycling his semen, to boldly sperg where no aspie has sperged before.
"Air kills unborn babies chris, as soon as you load the "babies" die automatically from the oxygen.
But of course you won't read this."
"YOU STUPID FRIGGIN SHIT. If you swallow your own cum, it is going to go down your esophagus, into your stomach, and eventually into your digestive tract, then out your ass. YOU ARE NOT, AND I REPEAT NOT RECYCLING! GOD DAMN YOU! Once it's out, it's out. You nasty fucking cunt. Die in a fire."
"Chris-Chan,only chicks are allowed to swallow jizz.
Or gay guys.
...I guess the last one fits.Lol. "
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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