Submitted by Brian C.
Jesus Christ, I refuse to believe someone this British exists. He looks and sounds like he came out of a late 70's Pink Floyd concept album or a Charles Dickens novel or something.
"Sell your game and buy some plastic surgery.ÿ"
"NO YOU GUYS DONT GET IT. "Modern Warfareÿ 2" is actually a metaphor for his dad. He's mad at the old man."
"And how fucking dare anyone makes fun ofÿ modern warfare!! She's a HUMAN!! ..... Leave modern warfare 2 ALONE!!!"
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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