Submitted by Matt
Ha ha! "Kool-Aid"! That's priceless! My hat is off to you, sir. A lesser doughy white racist might have gone with the more inflamatory "menthol cigarettes and Colt .45" or trotted out the old "watermelon" standard, but you didn't overplay your hand, no-siree! You are truly a smug white idiot's smug white idiot!
"Why the hell was this video made? Really..."
"I'm pretty fat but there was some fatter than me in the store ^_^ "
"And you're proud of that?
Still, enjoy your chicken you fatty mc fat fat!
Oh, and holy god thats a biscuit?!? looks like a scone."
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
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