Submitted by Matt
Ha ha! "Kool-Aid"! That's priceless! My hat is off to you, sir. A lesser doughy white racist might have gone with the more inflamatory "menthol cigarettes and Colt .45" or trotted out the old "watermelon" standard, but you didn't overplay your hand, no-siree! You are truly a smug white idiot's smug white idiot!
"Why the hell was this video made? Really..."
"I'm pretty fat but there was some fatter than me in the store ^_^ "
"And you're proud of that?
Still, enjoy your chicken you fatty mc fat fat!
Oh, and holy god thats a biscuit?!? looks like a scone."
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