Remember when you were a kid, and in those kid's magazines you'd buy they'd have those "Spot 10 things wrong with this picture" games? This is the internet equivalent only 1000 times more soul-crushing.
That does it for another week of AwfulVision! Thanks for tuning in, and I hope you all have a happy new year! Of course, if you fail to have a happy new year, it was clearly your own fault rather than a failing of capitalism and maybe next year you'll pull yourself up by your own boot straps and live the american dream. Ron Paul '08.
If you'd like to submit some peice of shit unfunny video to AwfulVision, please send it here! Also, if you're a big ol' gay that likes to join Youtube channels, we have one of those too! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go try to sleep off my New Years hangover or 23 years of accumulated self-loathing, whichever comes first. Later, jerks!
Critics Corner"you dance very well!"
"LMAO DOG!!!!!!OH NO!!"
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!