This is it. This is the best conspiracy theory.

Submitted by Jason E.

Rule #1 when it comes to conspiracy theory videos: the more rational and sane and believable your theory, the more likely it will involve the Grateful Dead and require the viewing of an additional video entitled "Mason and Scientology Child Burning" to be put in its proper context.

Man... like... like, free speech and stuff, man... fuckin' fascists... *takes a huge ass b0ng rip*

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