Like most of you, I went to highschool. Also like most of you, my highschool had "that girl". "That girl" was a fat, unwashed sack of shit who stunk to high heavens and wore sweatshirts with a picture of Tweety Bird-with-an-attitude-problem on them adorned with such phrases as "That's MS. Bitch to you!" and "I don't THINK so!" Invariably, these girls would always have some thinner, meeker, stringy-haired, methed-out looking counterpart who was equally as disgusting, making them rather like a trailer park version of Laurel and Hardy.

Msjackie69 was clearly "that girl" in highschool. I base my prognosis on the following ineffable facts:

  • She is a clear sufferer of SBS. SBS, or Super Bitch Syndrome, a disease that is directly related to only bathing once a month, usually presents itself in girls who are beyond utter piles of filth. Generally, when the subject is so devoid of actual personality that no one wants to associate with them, they develop the persona of being some kind of Super Bitch (and proud of it!) who invariably just doesn't give a fuck about anything and if you don't like it, fuck you. This way, it is easier to blame their failure at having any kind of meaningfuly social interactions on other people being "jealous" and "haters" rather than on their own failings as a human being.
  • Weird, nasal, mousy little voice; says "Um" a lot because she's so boring that she has to stretch anything she might actually have to say out as much as possible lest people don't pay attention to her enough (see point 9).
  • Obsessed with telling everyone who will listen every little intimate detail about her sex life; probably brags about how well she gives head within 5 minutes of meeting someone.
  • Fat, doesn't give a fuck about it (see SBS).
  • Wardrobe is similar to Charlie Brown's only with XXL sweatshirts in place of zig-zag yellow t-shirts.
  • Too lazy to brush teeth; mouth looks like a jack-o-lantern carved by a 7-year-old with a dull knife and cerebral palsy.
  • Ill-fitting, wire-framed glasses.
  • Speaking of eyes, she has so much fucking fat on her fat fucking face that her eyes are all squinty and to the untrained eye resemble vestigial gill slits.
  • Wants attention oh god give me attention PLEASE ATTENTION. ME. NOW. I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME YOU FAGGOTS LOOK AT ME I AM FAT AND WACKY LOOK AT ME JESUS CHRIST GIVE ME ATTENTION I NEED IT I CRAVE IT GIVE ME FUCKING ATTENTION NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Oh, also she's a racist but she's the kind that can't understand why in the world this could possibly be construed as racist (aka a Libertarian). And hell, even if it is, she's fat n' sassy and don't give no fuck!

In contrast, "that girl" who went to my particular highschool was a furry instead of a racist. Way to aim for the stars, msjackie69 you disgusting heap of garbage.
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