Like most of you, I went to highschool. Also like most of you, my highschool had "that girl". "That girl" was a fat, unwashed sack of shit who stunk to high heavens and wore sweatshirts with a picture of Tweety Bird-with-an-attitude-problem on them adorned with such phrases as "That's MS. Bitch to you!" and "I don't THINK so!" Invariably, these girls would always have some thinner, meeker, stringy-haired, methed-out looking counterpart who was equally as disgusting, making them rather like a trailer park version of Laurel and Hardy.
Msjackie69 was clearly "that girl" in highschool. I base my prognosis on the following ineffable facts:
Oh, also she's a racist but she's the kind that can't understand why in the world this could possibly be construed as racist (aka a Libertarian). And hell, even if it is, she's fat n' sassy and don't give no fuck!
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gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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