"im a gay boy and i cant take it up the ass cause my boyfriends got a THICK 10 inch cock. its beautiful and so is he, he just has to be the bottom all the time. sucks for him. i feel bad, i just cant take it.. unless im totally fucked up. its nice to hear that it hurts the girls too.... "
"uhm uhm uhm...youre ugly, youre voice is ugly, youre breathing is ugly and why did you make this stupid video. go to hell "
"I bet you sneak onto farms to get buttfucked by horses. No self-respecting (or self-hating) man with even an average size dick would ever want to fuck you. Heck, even blind guys would feel like they deserve better. Your 10" ex-boyfriend was probably some Shetland pony that happened to find itself in the wrong place at the wrong time. It probably felt so ashamed that it drowned itself after you forced it to mate with your deformed, pus-filled vagina. "
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!