Submitted by Gi D.
MY SHIT IS TRAPPED IN THE TOILET AGAIN. I AM UNABLE TO BANISH IT TO MEET ITS ANCESTORS.
PLEASE FLY OVER ON YOUR FART POWERED ROCKET PACK AND DISPOSE OF MY FECES
It is 2016. I think it is high time that Captain America have a dog man as a boyfriend.
A brave pop culture addict puts his foot down once and for all.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!