Y'know, I can't really fault this video too much. I used to do stuff like this too, after all. Of course, then I turned 12 and grew pubes and stopped being such a little shit-for-brains. Then again, I now spend my time making fun of videos made by functionally retarded children while hating everything I have come to stand for.
Touche, dogs7090. Touche.
"LMFAO!!! Nice! Thats so funny you dragging the black thing, 5 stars."
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!