Submitted by Rob P.
Is it just me, or has Lady Gaga gotten really boring lately? (EZJoke: "It's you. You have gotten really boring lately. Owned you FAT FUCK".)
Welp, that about wraps it up for another exciting edition of AwfulVision! Thanks to everyone that submitted videos this week! I hate you and everything you stand for as people! If you'd like to join in the shenanigans, you can send a terrible video that will make me long for the sweet embrace of death here. Or, y'know, post it on our Facebook timeline if email just isn't Web 3.9 enough for you.
See you jerks next time!
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Expendable? You must be joking.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!