Submitted by Rob P.
Is it just me, or has Lady Gaga gotten really boring lately? (EZJoke: "It's you. You have gotten really boring lately. Owned you FAT FUCK".)
Welp, that about wraps it up for another exciting edition of AwfulVision! Thanks to everyone that submitted videos this week! I hate you and everything you stand for as people! If you'd like to join in the shenanigans, you can send a terrible video that will make me long for the sweet embrace of death here. Or, y'know, post it on our Facebook timeline if email just isn't Web 3.9 enough for you.
See you jerks next time!
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!