Submitted by Matthew W.
A video from 2011 wherein a semi-obscure murderer (that was executed in 2002) HEE-LARIOUSLY appears in a dating ad (9 years after her death) and says "fuck" a lot. Clearly, Youtube cinematographic GENIUS "ryanjasonsteele" has his finger on the pulse of pop culture! Ha ha! Classic! *knocks on desk* Uh oh! Who's that? Better get the door, ryanjasonsteele! Seth MacFarlane is knocking!
"damn gave a penny advertmoney by clickin this link, nowÿ go and give my penny to actual prostitute you ugly brainless bitch and malebitch behind the camera."
"Ladies, this is why you do not bang smack, smoke crack, or, to better clarify myself, ingest drugs by any means of bodily administration while pregnant or nursing. What are we gonna do when its people like this that make up our country's governm..hmm, maybe if I had asked that a couple centuries ago I wouldn't have had to abort the question in order to keep from pwning myself to a level of defeat outweighingÿ that of my primary target, the handsome, pre-pubescent lad in this video.(wolf whistles)"
it's hard to shake the feeling that I've always got five stars in this Grand Theft Auto known as life.
Now, inexplicably, season three is looming over us like some sort of dome. Season one's plot asked whether or not the town could get out from under the dome. Apparently the answer was "no". Season two asked "I guess we're really stuck, huh?" and the answer was "yup".
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