Submitted by Matthew W.
A video from 2011 wherein a semi-obscure murderer (that was executed in 2002) HEE-LARIOUSLY appears in a dating ad (9 years after her death) and says "fuck" a lot. Clearly, Youtube cinematographic GENIUS "ryanjasonsteele" has his finger on the pulse of pop culture! Ha ha! Classic! *knocks on desk* Uh oh! Who's that? Better get the door, ryanjasonsteele! Seth MacFarlane is knocking!
"damn gave a penny advertmoney by clickin this link, nowÿ go and give my penny to actual prostitute you ugly brainless bitch and malebitch behind the camera."
"Ladies, this is why you do not bang smack, smoke crack, or, to better clarify myself, ingest drugs by any means of bodily administration while pregnant or nursing. What are we gonna do when its people like this that make up our country's governm..hmm, maybe if I had asked that a couple centuries ago I wouldn't have had to abort the question in order to keep from pwning myself to a level of defeat outweighingÿ that of my primary target, the handsome, pre-pubescent lad in this video.(wolf whistles)"
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The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!