Submitted by Chris Bales
Here we have a bunch of Star Trek clips edited together to imply Kirk and Spock are buttfucking each other set to Placebo doing a Kate Bush cover. On second thought, this isn't that gay at all. No siree. Nothing gay here at all.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I am going to go suck dicks until I look like I fell head first into a vat of mayonnaise.
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