Submitted by David H.
I kinda want to touch the little withered husks he has in place of legs. I bet they feel like those rawhide dog bones. Fuck this Earth.
That about does it for another edition of AwfulVision, and thank God for that.
If you'd like to contribute to the ongoing ruination of my life, feel free to submit a video here and then go fuck yourself. Thanks in advance!
See you jerks next time!
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