I made the mistake of watching this video and now my nightmares will forever be haunted with images of this man standing at my bedside while I sleep, stroking my hair and pleasuring himself.
"this is, by far, the weirdest thing I've seen in the past 24 minutes."
"I need a shower now. This is just dirty."
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
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