I made the mistake of watching this video and now my nightmares will forever be haunted with images of this man standing at my bedside while I sleep, stroking my hair and pleasuring himself.
"this is, by far, the weirdest thing I've seen in the past 24 minutes."
"I need a shower now. This is just dirty."
The good news is the republican convention is over. The bad news is if I can escape this police car how do I anull a marriage??
Take a look at Hollywood's brightest stars who won't be allowed to shine at this year's RNC.
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