I made the mistake of watching this video and now my nightmares will forever be haunted with images of this man standing at my bedside while I sleep, stroking my hair and pleasuring himself.
"this is, by far, the weirdest thing I've seen in the past 24 minutes."
"I need a shower now. This is just dirty."
I'm Ray Parker Jr, and it's time I came clean.
It is 2016. I think it is high time that Captain America have a dog man as a boyfriend.
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