Submitted by Patrick K.
It's usually a pretty good sign that "being a singer" might not be in your retarded son's future when your camcorder picks up all the other parents laughing at him every time he opens his mouth.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(caps)ÿ "
"MY HEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDÿ "
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
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