Submitted by Patrick K.
It's usually a pretty good sign that "being a singer" might not be in your retarded son's future when your camcorder picks up all the other parents laughing at him every time he opens his mouth.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(caps)ÿ "
"MY HEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDÿ "
I have raised over $300 participating in quilting bees for the American Quilting Bee Society so I think I deserve at least seven minutes of your time.
Ernest Cline, writer of Ready Player One, shares his newest poem.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!