Submitted by Mona L.
Oh my God, this dude may be the whitest human being I have ever seen. Let's see here... *whips out scorecard*
Yup. It's official. The only way this dude could get any whiter is if he was dressed as a NASCAR driver and dancing in front of burning cross which I'm sure he considered until he realized it'd be kinda hard to get the black dudes on board at that point.`
"budweiser? haha thats the first i hear of someone saying that. truthfully, i've never really had budweiser, or much alcohol to begin with, im mostly a straightedge, lol.. but thanks for sharing your thoughts.. ;)"
"what the fuck was this? faggots???"
"horrible el remix.... que feo"
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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