Submitted by Mona L.
Oh my God, this dude may be the whitest human being I have ever seen. Let's see here... *whips out scorecard*
Yup. It's official. The only way this dude could get any whiter is if he was dressed as a NASCAR driver and dancing in front of burning cross which I'm sure he considered until he realized it'd be kinda hard to get the black dudes on board at that point.`
"budweiser? haha thats the first i hear of someone saying that. truthfully, i've never really had budweiser, or much alcohol to begin with, im mostly a straightedge, lol.. but thanks for sharing your thoughts.. ;)"
"what the fuck was this? faggots???"
"horrible el remix.... que feo"
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
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