Submitted by J_Lucas
Knock yourself out, kids. No, really. Rendering yourself unconscious is the only way to protect your brain from severe trauma.
That about does it for this edition of AwfulVision! Props to all your assholes who get off on kicking a man while he's down for 3 years straight. If you'd like to join in on ruining my fucking life by submitting a video that will make me long for the sweet release of death, you can do that here I guess! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
See you jerks next time!
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