Let this be a lesson in proper condom usage. Wrap your dick up properly or you can look forward to bullshit like this for the next 18 years (unless I have my way, and abortion up to the 58th trimester is legalized).
I'd love to see the parents responsible for these little retards; my guess is that the idiot fruit doesn't fall far from the faggot tree. These are the exact kind of reprobates that, in a few years, will probably be sitting outside my apartment -- seemingly 24 hours a day -- smoking pot, drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon and acting like gangstas.
I wish they'd get hit by a bus full of dynamite.
"I feel like something inside of me has died"
Levi and Don Jr convince Eric the movie Annabelle is real and make him drink his own urine. Plus Tiffany Trump is downgraded to the Trump plane's cargo hold.
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