DETECTIVE DICKWAD, YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON

Submitted by Albert G.

YOU GET RESULTS, BUT A LOT OF GOOD SQUIRTLES DIED BECAUSE OF YOU AND A LOT OF CUBONES LOST THEIR MAROWAKS. TURN IN YOUR BADGE. YOU'RE OFF THE POKE-FORCE.

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