Submitted by David Petersen
I'm not sure which article I used it in, but I just now realized that when the first ottoman humper says his name, it sounds like he says "Alan P. Assdick", so here it is again! Woo! Fuck yeah! *crushes beer can on forehead*
That atheist professor should have kept his mouth shut around this American Sniper.
The Cartoon Kingdom is restless. At its heart, a mad tyrant.
'Let the building eat you.'
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