Submitted by Don O.
Reminder that dudes like this think masturbating is wrong because of a story in the Bible wherein God told a dude to fuck and impregnate his brother's wife and instead of nutting up in them guts, he pulled out and skeeted on a bitch. W00p w00p
"praise God for your life.....lord delivered me as well.ÿ All the haters posting foolish comments have the same problem, however they dont want to see it as a problem.....Thank Jesus for your life."
"AMEN! You betta preach it! Praise the Lord for godly men on college campuses...that has to be so difficult, but God gives the grace and He gets the glory!ÿ Stay strong brotha!"
"keep up the good work by you wearing that shirt and sharing your testimony other people can see theÿ way and be delivered "
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!