Submitted by Don O.
Reminder that dudes like this think masturbating is wrong because of a story in the Bible wherein God told a dude to fuck and impregnate his brother's wife and instead of nutting up in them guts, he pulled out and skeeted on a bitch. W00p w00p
"praise God for your life.....lord delivered me as well.ÿ All the haters posting foolish comments have the same problem, however they dont want to see it as a problem.....Thank Jesus for your life."
"AMEN! You betta preach it! Praise the Lord for godly men on college campuses...that has to be so difficult, but God gives the grace and He gets the glory!ÿ Stay strong brotha!"
"keep up the good work by you wearing that shirt and sharing your testimony other people can see theÿ way and be delivered "
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