Submitted by Albert G.
Umm.... exSQUEEZE me? You call this random? I have seen random, good sir, and to paraphrase Luke Skywalker "if there's a random spot in the center of the galaxy, you're on the video that's farthest from". Feh. Where are ~*~teh penguinz coming out of ur nose~*~ lol? Where are the purple monkey dishwashers? Where are the waffle pants? This? Random? Don't make me laugh. Oh wait. You already didn't. I say GOOD DAY, sir!
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