Submitted by Mike G.
A month or two ago, I featured a video of a dude doing an awful cover of a Kate Bush song. The next day after my article was published, AwfulVision reader Mike G. submitted this video saying "You call that a Kate Bush cover? THIS is a Kate Bush cover".
For reasons that can best be summarized as "me being a retard", I neglected to use this video until now. Trust me, it was worth the wait. Be careful when watching this video. The average human psyche is ill-prepared for the sheer awesomeness that is DANNILU.
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
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As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!