Speaking of things that our SA forum goons have made, there's this video which shows you exactly what is in store for you if you ever take the plunge and join the forums.
Coincidentally, if AwfulVision was included in this video, it'd be represented by an overweight jerk crying his eyes out between sips of soda while furiously typing in hopes of making his article only "kinda late" as opposed to "really late".
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!