Apparently the endurance event in which the hipsters struggle to see which of them can stay outside in the freezing cold the longest while smoking clove cigarettes to avoid having to listen to the very local bands they just paid 10 bucks to see was cut from this year's olympics.
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Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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