Apparently the endurance event in which the hipsters struggle to see which of them can stay outside in the freezing cold the longest while smoking clove cigarettes to avoid having to listen to the very local bands they just paid 10 bucks to see was cut from this year's olympics.
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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