I don't know what it is, but the combination of being a weird perma-virgin shut-in and being on the internet tends to turn people into furries. I don't know what it is but facts are facts: if you're a complete dork with no friends and have the internet, you'll eventually want to fuck a skunk that has tits.
Lurker Bunny, like most furries, does anime-inspired furry "art" work. She also does them by commission. I can only imagine her clients were thrilled when their hard earned money yielded shit like:
I know that I'd pay upwards of a million fucking dollars to have some lumpy broad draw this for me:
This one doesn't look like my 3 year old nephew drew it at all!
GIRLS LOVE FAGS
LIKES: Never ever getting laid
DISLIKES: Shaving stomach, acne medication, "diet" soda
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!