I honestly can't go on anymore. After months of making a career out of viewing the worst YouTube has to offer, I've officially met my match. Lurker Bunny, you win the Official AwfulVision Seal of Being Too Awkward To Mock. Congratulations. I hope you choke on a wrench.
For those of you with braver souls and he
artier constitutions, here are a few links you can peruse at your own peril:
Good Night, and Good Luck.
I'd like to thank Zibraltar for making all this bullshit possible. You have scared me for life Zibralar, and if it's the last thing I do, I will murder you in cold blood for inflicting the horror of Lurker Bunny on me. Seriously, fuck you. I wish I was dead. You have killed me inside and all the light and hope in my life has been snuffed out. There is nothing left in this world for me after seeing this bitch's happy trail and children's show-covered tits. You have made a powerful enemy today, my friend.
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Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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