I honestly can't go on anymore. After months of making a career out of viewing the worst YouTube has to offer, I've officially met my match. Lurker Bunny, you win the Official AwfulVision Seal of Being Too Awkward To Mock. Congratulations. I hope you choke on a wrench.
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Good Night, and Good Luck.
I'd like to thank Zibraltar for making all this bullshit possible. You have scared me for life Zibralar, and if it's the last thing I do, I will murder you in cold blood for inflicting the horror of Lurker Bunny on me. Seriously, fuck you. I wish I was dead. You have killed me inside and all the light and hope in my life has been snuffed out. There is nothing left in this world for me after seeing this bitch's happy trail and children's show-covered tits. You have made a powerful enemy today, my friend.
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As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!