I honestly can't go on anymore. After months of making a career out of viewing the worst YouTube has to offer, I've officially met my match. Lurker Bunny, you win the Official AwfulVision Seal of Being Too Awkward To Mock. Congratulations. I hope you choke on a wrench.
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Good Night, and Good Luck.
I'd like to thank Zibraltar for making all this bullshit possible. You have scared me for life Zibralar, and if it's the last thing I do, I will murder you in cold blood for inflicting the horror of Lurker Bunny on me. Seriously, fuck you. I wish I was dead. You have killed me inside and all the light and hope in my life has been snuffed out. There is nothing left in this world for me after seeing this bitch's happy trail and children's show-covered tits. You have made a powerful enemy today, my friend.
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The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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