Submitted by Paul Rice
A sloppy, morbidly obese, neckbearded, ginger Juggalo and an obnoxious, fat, piggish, chain smoking Juggalette. Truly, this is a ~*~match made in Shangri-La~*~
Welcome to theDark CarnivalShithead Circus
" this video touched me bro,wicked shit indeedÿ :)
"That was the most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. Good for you both. And You better invite me to your wedding or I'll throw hard candy at your eye.ÿ xD" (As if any self-respecting Juggalette would willingly get rid of candy)
"awesome i am glad to see another loÿ like me that is me and my girl, chastity"
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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