Submitted by Paul Rice
A sloppy, morbidly obese, neckbearded, ginger Juggalo and an obnoxious, fat, piggish, chain smoking Juggalette. Truly, this is a ~*~match made in Shangri-La~*~
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" this video touched me bro,wicked shit indeedÿ :)
"That was the most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. Good for you both. And You better invite me to your wedding or I'll throw hard candy at your eye.ÿ xD" (As if any self-respecting Juggalette would willingly get rid of candy)
"awesome i am glad to see another loÿ like me that is me and my girl, chastity"
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!