Submitted by Paul Rice
A sloppy, morbidly obese, neckbearded, ginger Juggalo and an obnoxious, fat, piggish, chain smoking Juggalette. Truly, this is a ~*~match made in Shangri-La~*~
Welcome to theDark CarnivalShithead Circus
" this video touched me bro,wicked shit indeedÿ :)
"That was the most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. Good for you both. And You better invite me to your wedding or I'll throw hard candy at your eye.ÿ xD" (As if any self-respecting Juggalette would willingly get rid of candy)
"awesome i am glad to see another loÿ like me that is me and my girl, chastity"
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!