Submitted by Karl R.
When The Mouth Of Hell Yawns Open, The Damned Will Walk The Earth.
That about does it for this edition of AwfulVision! Thanks to all the usual suspects for submitting videos! I've been feeling under the weather for the last few days, and nothing makes me feel better than having to wade through videos of furries and farting and bad South African hip hop. Thanks a lot! As soon as I'm feeling better, I'll be sure to include you all in my suicide note!
If you'd like to join in on the "fun", then submit a video here!
See you jerks next time!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!