Submitted by Karl R.
When The Mouth Of Hell Yawns Open, The Damned Will Walk The Earth.
That about does it for this edition of AwfulVision! Thanks to all the usual suspects for submitting videos! I've been feeling under the weather for the last few days, and nothing makes me feel better than having to wade through videos of furries and farting and bad South African hip hop. Thanks a lot! As soon as I'm feeling better, I'll be sure to include you all in my suicide note!
If you'd like to join in on the "fun", then submit a video here!
See you jerks next time!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!