Oh my fucking Jesus.
With this video, YouTube Poop has not only jumped the shark, but jumped the lake, cleared the highway and landed on a school bus full of retarded children. There were no survivors.
How this guy can be this huge of a faggot and not have a soul patch is beyond my comprehension.
The Netherlands: Universal Healthcare, hot chicks and legal weed. On the downside, there's this. We start bombing at noon tomorrow.
The only thing even remotely redeeming about this forced, unfunny, poorly-acted shitfest of a video are the nigh-constant references to Paula Abdul's drinking problem because alcoholism is hilarious.
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
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