Oh my fucking Jesus.
With this video, YouTube Poop has not only jumped the shark, but jumped the lake, cleared the highway and landed on a school bus full of retarded children. There were no survivors.
How this guy can be this huge of a faggot and not have a soul patch is beyond my comprehension.
The Netherlands: Universal Healthcare, hot chicks and legal weed. On the downside, there's this. We start bombing at noon tomorrow.
The only thing even remotely redeeming about this forced, unfunny, poorly-acted shitfest of a video are the nigh-constant references to Paula Abdul's drinking problem because alcoholism is hilarious.
I did not see the Tokyo Game Show this year.
We use the hands to shred PHONE BILL. We know not where PHONE BILL originated, nor do we know what it means. These are matters of some philosophical debate. Some say the entire subject is out of our hands.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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