This is apparently a Pentecostal church. I know this, not because anyone told me, but because once when I was very young and impressionable, my friend suckered me into going to church with him. His family was Pentecostal. I still haven't recovered.
Actually, the experience was remarkably similar to this. Pentecostals sure love going fucking nuts. From my own Pentecostal experience, I distinctly remember the speaking in tongues part; coincidentally, I remember being scared shitless.
I also remember never ever going over to that friend's house ever again.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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