This is apparently a Pentecostal church. I know this, not because anyone told me, but because once when I was very young and impressionable, my friend suckered me into going to church with him. His family was Pentecostal. I still haven't recovered.
Actually, the experience was remarkably similar to this. Pentecostals sure love going fucking nuts. From my own Pentecostal experience, I distinctly remember the speaking in tongues part; coincidentally, I remember being scared shitless.
I also remember never ever going over to that friend's house ever again.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
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As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!