Proof that on the internet, no one is safe from going from "writer of catchy songs based on skeeting all over a woman's back" to "whiny faggot" at the speed of an ill-conceived bitch fit.
"SOULJA BOY AAAHHHHHAhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I LOVE YOU AND HATERS GET THE FUCK OFF HIZ PAGE GO DO HOMEWORK OR PLAY SOCCER OR SUMTHIN JUST GET THE FUC OFF THE COMPUTER UNLESS YOU PLAYING BATTLE SHITS"
"Wtf? Mahn Wat Yhu Haters NOT understnd Bwt What He Just SAID On Dat Video?! Yhu SEE Dha Title? NA U Mustn't Hav Read Eht Proply If Yo Assez Cmmentnq On Hea Wastnq Bloody Tyme?! He mayknq Moa Money Den Ull EVAH Get CLOSE To! Soo Keep Sdeppn Gaybo Fagz!"
"That shit iz PLAYA !! Havin the FUCKIN MAC in the kitchen. AY soulja boy KEEP doin yo damn thing/rep dat SODMG n FUCK ALL DEM HATERS!! Cuz really all they do iz hate on u n wut u represent. They probably sitting on their computer hattin on u or jackin off 2 their moms beach pic!!! KEEP DOIN YO THING N STAY FRESH!! N if dat don't work u can just give them a YA BITCH YA!!!! O crank dat DOUGI on their BITCH ASS!!"
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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