Proof that on the internet, no one is safe from going from "writer of catchy songs based on skeeting all over a woman's back" to "whiny faggot" at the speed of an ill-conceived bitch fit.
"SOULJA BOY AAAHHHHHAhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I LOVE YOU AND HATERS GET THE FUCK OFF HIZ PAGE GO DO HOMEWORK OR PLAY SOCCER OR SUMTHIN JUST GET THE FUC OFF THE COMPUTER UNLESS YOU PLAYING BATTLE SHITS"
"Wtf? Mahn Wat Yhu Haters NOT understnd Bwt What He Just SAID On Dat Video?! Yhu SEE Dha Title? NA U Mustn't Hav Read Eht Proply If Yo Assez Cmmentnq On Hea Wastnq Bloody Tyme?! He mayknq Moa Money Den Ull EVAH Get CLOSE To! Soo Keep Sdeppn Gaybo Fagz!"
"That shit iz PLAYA !! Havin the FUCKIN MAC in the kitchen. AY soulja boy KEEP doin yo damn thing/rep dat SODMG n FUCK ALL DEM HATERS!! Cuz really all they do iz hate on u n wut u represent. They probably sitting on their computer hattin on u or jackin off 2 their moms beach pic!!! KEEP DOIN YO THING N STAY FRESH!! N if dat don't work u can just give them a YA BITCH YA!!!! O crank dat DOUGI on their BITCH ASS!!"
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!