Brothers of Metal


Yeah, yeah. Hardy har har. It's funny and tongue in cheek but seriously what the fuck kind of pussy faggot plays metal on a Rickenbacker?

Sorry for the lack of comments, but the day I wade through a million comments debating the merits of Manowar albums is the day I apply some "metal" to my skull in the form of a bullet.

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