Submitted by Joel C.
As if this shameful, barely veiled minstrel show-esque co-option of black culture and dialect (by upper middle class white people who probably don't like black people very much and can in no conceivable way identify with black culture) wasn't loathsome enough, I found the second video as a related search.
Please enjoy these videos while maintaining a distance of at least 50 feet from any loaded firearms, vials of rat poison and bathtubs/toasters.
That about wraps it up for another thrill packed AwfulVision! Thanks to everyone who submitted videos! I couldn't do this article without you, though I'd probably be a happier man for it.
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