Submitted by chargeman
I'm sure the cats really appreciate the cat-school, cat-police department and cat-Wal-Mart, my friend! I am also sure they learned how to read English for the very purpose of appreciating those very things!
Critics Corner, AbridgedA bunch of "aw what cute widdle kitty cats :3" comments and the MEAN, EVIL, DASTARDLY TROLLS who dare suggest that maybe cats shouldn't be fed donuts.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!