Submitted by chargeman
I'm sure the cats really appreciate the cat-school, cat-police department and cat-Wal-Mart, my friend! I am also sure they learned how to read English for the very purpose of appreciating those very things!
Critics Corner, AbridgedA bunch of "aw what cute widdle kitty cats :3" comments and the MEAN, EVIL, DASTARDLY TROLLS who dare suggest that maybe cats shouldn't be fed donuts.
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I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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