Submitted by Mile Sight
Patrick comes from the "If you're going to get your ass beat all the time, you may as well get used to it" school of martial arts. The next time I am accosted by a gang of thugs that want to tap my arms with a baseball bat, I will know how to handle myself. Thanks Patrick. Thatrick.
"Try it on your head to strengthen your brain"
"lulz Your workouts are totally usless, youÿ are gaining nothing from them. I suggest you take your hand and fist your anus."
"LMAO WHATÿ THE FUCK IS THIS"
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
Grimy horror growler Rob Zombie's scariest music videos finally ranked to warn your children.
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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